If my life were a Mastercard commercial...

Skirt from a flea market that's too short but I couldn't pass up because it was so cheap: $4

Gas to get to the mall to buy printer ink: $3

Printer ink: $64 (ouch)

Comfy t-shirts that I didn't intend to buy but I was at the mall and they were also so cheap: $30

Even comfier sweatshirt from Victoria's Secret that I also thought I needed since it was on sale (sensing a pattern?): $24

Time it took me to make the decision to take the biggest Victoria's Secret bag from the clerk in order to fit all of my purchases into one bag: 30 seconds

Running into two of my (male) middle school students in the mall, wearing a too-short skirt and carrying a huge Victoria's Secret bag stuffed full of they-only-can-imagine-what: priceless